Thursday, November 16, 2006

OJ (not the juice)

So I read on CNN the other day that OJ Simpson has authored a book describing how he would have killed . . . those people . . . (why can't I remember their names) had he actually done it. Hello! I wonder what is wrong with a world in which you are acquitted of a crime and then think it's a GOOD idea to write a book about how you may have committed it. Maybe this will prompt a barrage of confession books . . . possible titles might include:

Gassing the masses: A how-to guide (Sadaam Hussein)
Top 10 Things to do in the Oval Office (Bill Clinton)
Wiretapping for Dummies (Richard Nixon)
The do's and don'ts of adoption (Madonna)

Any other ideas?

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