Here's what the synopsis for last night would be:
The Boy Who Wouldn't Take a Bottle in the Night (even though he used to)
As this horror film unfolds, you see young Eli Harris, hungry in the night, searching for nourishment. In an effort to get him more full and helping him stay asleep longer, his mother tries to give him a bottle. After a minute or so of drinking down the white wonder, Eli becomes fully aware that he's not nursing and erupts into angry screams, causing even the shadows to flee. Cameo vocal by Jack Harris, who chose the middle of the night to start screaming bloody murder for no good reason. Absent from this episode: Mike Harris, who was allowed (required) to sleep, due to his already existing work-induced sleep deprivation and stress.
More to come soon, I'm sure . . .
11 years ago
3 comments:
Oh Becca. I am so sorry. This sounds so awful. It is hard to be a mom at anytime of day but it is especially hard in the middle of the night with screaming babies.
Kids are way too smart, even at such a young age. Sorry you had a rough night, hopefully it gets better for you!
I hope they don't make a sequel for this movie!
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